Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Change your Monday into a Punday!

Seriously guys the world is gone mad. I thought I'd seen it all, that was until I woke up this morning and checked the news only to see a guy had managed to take a selfie with a potential suicide bomber. Like what the hell? would you be well. What kind of world do we live in at all, where going viral is worth putting your life at risk. I know, I know, the selfie guys reasoning behind this was that he thought he was going to die anyway, so he threw caution to the wind and just said feck it. But what good are likes and internet attention to him when he's dead. He looked so happy in that selfie as well. To be fair Mr. Ben Innes, I personally don't think that "It's the best selfie ever"- your words not mine...I personally think.....

Happy Pun Day guuuysss!

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Christmas has taken it's toll.

As I write this I do not feel well. There is a waft of chocolate coming from somewhere and it is making me feel ill. Christmas was full of too much of everything. Too much food. Too much drink. To much. I survived up until this point and it's this insignificant wiff of chocolate that has pushed me over the edge. I am over Christmas. I could do with maybe another week off work to recover but I have to return tomorrow instead. Omg I think I might vom. Genuinely. I have to stop typing because I have to vom. God damn you over indulgence!

Friday, 14 August 2015

Happy punday!


Well...would you look at how cute that face is.
Ohh the boo boo.
Anywho I'd love to stay and chat but I mustache...things to do people to see.