Change your Monday into a Punday!

Seriously guys the world is gone mad. I thought I'd seen it all, that was until I woke up this morning and checked the news only to see a guy had managed to take a selfie with a potential suicide bomber. Like what the hell? would you be well. What kind of world do we live in at all, where going viral is worth putting your life at risk. I know, I know, the selfie guys reasoning behind this was that he thought he was going to die anyway, so he threw caution to the wind and just said feck it. But what good are likes and internet attention to him when he's dead. He looked so happy in that selfie as well. To be fair Mr. Ben Innes, I personally don't think that "It's the best selfie ever"- your words not mine...I personally think.....

Happy Pun Day guuuysss!

March Madness Doodles

I don't know what has come over me this month to be fair. I never draw boobs, especially not boobs covered in chocolate Easter eggs. As my brother said...Jesus would not approve of my Easter bunny doodle. I normally draw fuzzy animals...well try too. This month not so much, it's all about the sexy ladies with oversized boobies

I hope the Easter Bunny came (OMG what is wrong with me!)

To see more boobz continue to read...if not then I understand 

Pretty amazing doodles

This is the page where I put random doodles. Doodles that have no story and no purpose other then to look amazing and pretty. Pretty amazing doodles....heh....anywho when I don't have the motivation to write some doodle-y stories I am either knitting, making tinfoil frames, doing doodles or doing comics and other things. I know, what can I say I am a woman of many amazing talents....I will be adding pages for my craftyness... so get excited and watch this space! for the moment, to keep all my fans going...


and example of my craftyness:

A kitted finger hat

for those of you with cold fingers

and finally a shite example of my pretty amazing doodles:
Or "PADS" as I like to call them for short.

It's an artsy farsty anime me!

The paint brushes are a lie, I can't even paint.

A stormy goodbye to 2015

Ireland. You need to get your shit together okay? We have only been naming storms since what...October? and we are on G already!. That's...seven storms in four months! SEVEN!! You need to cop on a small bit now. A few days ago we had Frank. Frank was nice, he flooded the road to the city which meant I couldn't get to work. So it was like a snow day for me, but without all that unnecessary frozen water. Thanks Frank.  You're the best.

Christmas has taken it's toll.

As I write this I do not feel well. There is a waft of chocolate coming from somewhere and it is making me feel ill. Christmas was full of too much of everything. Too much food. Too much drink. To much. I survived up until this point and it's this insignificant wiff of chocolate that has pushed me over the edge. I am over Christmas. I could do with maybe another week off work to recover but I have to return tomorrow instead. Omg I think I might vom. Genuinely. I have to stop typing because I have to vom. God damn you over indulgence!

I just keep getting distracted.

I am way behind in life right now. It's less than a week to Christmas and I have nothing bought. NOTHING! By now I really should have all my presents wrapped, super creative cards made, warm woolly stuff knitted and a hilarious video based around my family and our Sunday dinners cleverly edited. The reality is I have nothing. I have knitted a bookmark for my mother and a hairband for my sister. That's it.

Here is an example of what I can do when I put my mind to it:

Nothing says "happy fathers day" like a homemade card and tin foil picture frame.

Now is the time to panic I believe, but I'm not panicking for some reason. You see I have zero motivation for anything that requires effort of any sort and I keep getting distracted by things.

Things like Star Wars. Which has pretty much taken over the world. Here as I sit and type I am eating a chocolate bar with Kylo Ren's masked mug printed on the wrapper, same with the fizzy drink I am chugging. The huzband is playing battlefront and cursing at the screen "fuckin' move Darth!". I go into to work which is predominantly staffed by nerds who have seen the movie every night since it's release. I have not seen it once and it hurts my heart. Admiral Ackbar was right, it's a trap! from which there is no escape. Star Wars is everywhere and it's distracting.

 See what I mean? I can't even get through a post without thinking Star Wars. I will see it eventually.
 
I suppose I really should get started on my gifts instead of writing this. Which is just another distraction to be fair. I have neglected it for ages and ages (sorry about that btw) then the second I decide to maybe get started on that super hilarious video for the family I think it would be a better idea to write a blog post that has no point or no doodles.... Mother of god. It's now half twelve. GOD DAMN YOU INTERNET AND YOUR DISTRACTIONS!!!

Four last minute, cheap, Halloween costume ideas!

Everyone knows that the Irish pretty much invented Halloween right? combine that with the fact that I grew up with parents who thought there were more important things to spend money on than Halloween costumes. So I managed to learn a thing or two when it comes to creating cheap and scary Halloween costumes in just a few minutes. Most of the items you will find right in your home already. So if your last minute (eg: this post) about everything in life. Like myself, and you are just DESPERATE for a costume then get ready to get crafty! because I will show you how to make some of the costumes that I wore as a child. Outside. With people around.

You could always just throw on a white sheet.